Kids,I have always wished, in the telling of some of my life tales, that you learn from me. What drugs you should not mix…Which races to buy them from… (I am still reeling from some X bought from an ORIENTAL!!!!)Make sure during oral sex, you have a “backup breathing plan”…*sigh* I could go on and on. But I want to share a lesson with you today.See, your Aunt 360 is in a little CONUNDRUM… Let me briefly catch you up to speed. Late Sunday night after an exhausting day, I decided to have a couple of glasses of Merlot.*…and like freebasing and conversation topics about my extraordinary sexual skills, it all just goes straight to my head…* Well, I guess it mixed with the other substances I had cursing through my veins, and created quite a cocktail! I started getting bored and fired up ye old laptop. And I started surfing.(This was mistake numero uno…) Long story short, I remember coming across the e-mail of the BIG BIG BOSS at my place of employment?So big, I have never even seen nor spoken to him. This is when the memory starts getting a lil’ bit fuzzy after I hit the “Compose New Mail!” button. I remember deleting a few curse words, but leaving the “Mother Fucking” in front of the word “Christmas Card” while explaining I had never gotten one from him as well as a “Thank you” or a raise.(I thought it gave the sentence moxie!) My beloved blog readers, I learned something that night.One I would like to share with you… “WITH THIS ONLINE E-MAIL COMMUNICATIONS THING-A-MA-COCK THAT BROADCASTS OVER THE INTERWEBS, …WHEN YOU WRITE SOMEONE A MESSAGE, ONCE YOU HIT THAT “SEND” BUTTON, IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU NEED TO CHANGE ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE JUST WRITTEN, YOU ARE AS SCREWED AT A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL STANDING IN FRONT OF R. KELLYS URINAL AT A KEG PARTY!” I learn lessons in my life one way and one way only, and it is the same way I like to handle dicks.HARD! I had yesterday off.I go back to work today. This afternoon.TWO HOURS FROM NOW!The message I sent has been read and recieved. I am shaking like Michael J. Fox on a tilt-a-whirl. I will update and open the comments in this blog tommorrow. Sweet Jesus, if you get me through this I promise I will never suck cock again in my life! Well, let me not sign my ticket to hell this early in my life. For the love of God… SOMEBODY PRAY FOR ME!!!!!*tilts head back, opens mouth, and tosses another Xanax into the air
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